If this doesn’t start some comments… nothing will.

QUESTION: What is the greatest DNB TRACK ever?

Well according to a smart person on Reddit who done internet scanning – The most popular DNB track on the planet right now is Ta da da darrr  – MACKY GEE – TOUR!

This isn’t consistently rated as #1 but is featured as I take it in the most spotify playlists.

Thus the real all-time favourite still illudes science and until the AI or Aliens or the CIA reads our minds we’ll never know what is the real all-time peoples’ favourite!

You might like to read exactly how he did this. He suggests that you can dial the scanning software into sub genre like neurofunk! That a dope idea these are a bit to happy go lucky for me they need to be mixed with some proper wubz and hard edge snarage!

Commence comments on actual best DNB of all time in 3 2 1 go!



Epic video remix to an epic classic – Concord Down Take Me Away. When I listen to this track it’s almost as if the horn is a sample saying, “don’t touch me don’t touch me”. Once you think that it’s impossible to get out your head a bit like Darude I can feel the meat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN84To5ndw0

All you can hear now is, “i can feel the meat”

haha your welcome.




There is this MEME uploaded today on interwebz I stealed for this blog. It’s pretty accurate.

How to get a girlfriend with DNB

Or ya could take notes on what has worked for me to win hunnies at each and every single rave.

SMILE, SCREAM, LAUGH harder than anyone else in the room. Always be a good cunt to.

Make sure that as you walk in the door you’re laughing like you can’t even see the lynch mob making death threat with their fists.


Come on this is clearly the future of DNB. At aged 40 these guys are trail blazers. This is the shit that brings aliens to earth. DJ Fresh recently said, “If money transcends space and time then the best place to listen to my music is on a bouncy castle”. EARF(EARTH) DOLLARS HIRE BOUNCE CASTLE AWAIT DJ FRESH TO MATERIALIZE PREY FOR MORE SUB WOOFER.

Epic. While you wait the lads are promoting this mix https://dnbshare.com/download/Underbeat_DnB_Mix_October_2019_3_Deck_Mix.mp3.html?fbclid=IwAR301pcencfJPZdOWS9rIseMeBe9VSnk61_7Ipd-cg7FHVRATTCDkYalJA4

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Hello World!

Has an AI singularity traveled through time and is now man in the middle internet everything? I hope that’s cool.

So something strange happened,

I don’t remember doing it but there I times I don’t remember finishing my drink yet I wake up and there’s no more booze left. Anyways I somehow accidentally saved my FB page to my desktop. I run about 10,000 on my desktop, GOD suggest I get my stuff more orderly and um yeah it’s hard to notice things like this but eventually sometime after I must of saved it during a drinking blackout I found it.

How I got FB’s Source code

After I accidentally CTRL S which is not even close to CTRL F ?? WTF would I even try to CONTROL SEARCH lol! Some crazy how I’ve drunked dialing pocket called from my laptop this onto my desktop which I’m noticing months later.

It was a while until I realized it

It's a version of GO that's too advanced for you morals. Spare the black and black.
This isn’t messy mate it’s a version of GO Board-game that’s too advanced for you morals. Spare the black and black.

Eventually I noticed I had saved something

Before I knew it was Facebook which I could of mentally suspected if I was thinking about from the username, I decided to be lazy / curious / worried someone collected files on me – Oh noes have I been doxed? Does that matter? What If I’m the center of everything like the Trueman show? Does it matter if I’m doxed then? Ahh fuck this is inception again. How levels deep does this go. Who built this fking matrix oh wait I did fk!

Don’t think about it, open it see if they got picture of your watching porn… again. What a job. Imagine working for the CIA watching people watch porn so you can black mail them. Damn you life sucks lol


I digress

Facebook Sourcecode?
I didn’t mean to save this on my desktop. It would appear I did so utilizing Chrome CTRL S

Dick Picks? No but the the size was incredible!

  • 378kb were images
  • 13.8mb were JS files and CSS files

Yes that’s right – 13.8 megabytes were JS and CSS. Holly crap is that why Facebook is so slow in Australia? I thought it was our crappy internet. Did I somehow steal their source code or does everybody have to load 13.8mb of JS and CSS to view Facebook?

Wouldn’t that take a long time to load?

The file is very strange to me. I’m not complete stranger to website optimization. Maybe I’m just super good at my day job….When I do my day job and we’re making sites load quickly for mobiles so they rank better in Google.com.au we generally would be doing back flips if the page was going to be 1 mb.  Poor programming. Am I the soup Natzi of website optimization? He did make good soup.

Comparing to another site

This WordPress editor which arguably doesn’t have to rank in Google is 2.62mb which is also surprising, but hey what do I know. Maybe I’ve got a virus inside an extension or something.

Wordpress Comparison

Varying result

Okay so with extensions off there is a notable reduction in size there. Could that be from an extension or is WordPress finishing with a few of the files during the 6 minute elapse. We’ll come back to this maybe later.

To be totally honest

Nothing is free, those free adult tube sites. They make money some how….

I know there is malware on this machine. How inception’ally(This isn’t word? fffss I’m making it a word) ironic….. How inceptionally-ironic is the popup which just appeared as I’m writing this or explaining it away without magic nawww it’s normal, it’s just modern Malware/Advertising techniques – creepy but normal capitalistic methods for Ad Targetting based on key tracking malware dishing ads? Probably the later right we’re not really talking about higher dimension and time travel etc are we?


Maybe it’s a virus that’s contributing the high number of files and size? I should check some of the source code with PASTEBIN and see if anyone else has it.

Now it  gets much more strange,

I opened a few of these files which oddly had the extrension js.download expecting them to be junk. They were actually not. I see a lot of stuff that’s somewhat readable to the naked eye and even to a layout. The rest seems to have a degree or non-readability designed into the way it has been written, presumably on purpose to make it a SOB to reverse engineer.

What stood out to me was


Allow me to lay that out so it’s easier to read


Scary naming schema

Whilst there are some, no many very scary things about these groups such a SELF group? the Nobody group? I am concerned that of this persons 129 Friends, 112 are Facebook Employees. Hmmmm is this the number of employees’s or the number number of employees?

Is this is an analysis of someone’s friend list?

Who’s list am I looking at? From the captured file I see I have

Facebook Sourcecode?
I didn’t mean to save this on my desktop.

Facebook Friendslist

Not an exact match to my friends list

Okay so 129 vs my friends list today from a different section of the code suggesting 112. With a better search tool I could locate the exact spot where the code was taken from and put that to bed. I’ll come back to this.

I’m still a little creeped out.

For now it’s close enough to make me feel a little creeped out (lol notice also that Creeped isn’t word accounting to Chrome spell check? How come Google search doesn’t correct it? Hey?? Consistency).

Google Chrome dictionary and Google search don't match.
I’m creeped out how the Google Chrome dictionary and Google search don’t match.

Back the story

What on earth are these strange groupings I feel like whoever it is might be the victim of something they aren’t privy to. Like a mob and their the last to know….

Rushing to create a backup or show someone.

I visited Pastebin.com which is a dumping ground for lots of stuff that’s text. You can probably find whistle blowers and hackers dumping stuff there as well as legit and regular folk just being lazy or doing professional work. It’s a mixed bag. Emphasis on the whistle blowers and hackers usages however. I did a quick search and was surprised to find others with the same friends list

Yes at this stage I’m thinking it’s a breakdown of someone’s friends lists into groups


I forgot momentarily how big Facebook is

I’m getting more creeped out feelings – Calm down, Facebook is a very big user base that’s possible there got to be hundred of people with those stats. Let’s compare a few more numbers and the chances are they won’t be the same.

Facebook Source Code
if (self.CavalryLogger) { CavalryLogger.start_js

Intriguing, near impossibly tight correlation. Correlation coefficient 1


Statically improbably I need alternative theories

Using my hypothis a result like this would be equivalent to winning the lotto. That’s my gut feeling on this but it’s a very big place….. What are the chance someone has stumbled on this source code and decided paste into a pastebin and that their friend tally would match? This is like winning lotto three times in a row is it not?

Ok say this means

  • These number despite the way it read given the first one says ‘Friends List’ most likely are the codes used to refer to this lists. In future instead of writing out FRIENDS_PLUG_GAMER_FRIENDS the same could be written by writing 128? This is a means to obfuscate the source code latter? Whats the the non sequential DOGFOODING? An oversight in a list that is manually hard coded perhaps?


Is this really as it appears to be at a glance to the layman.

An analysis of someone friends list that hasn’t changed in 3 years that is for some reason hard coded into Facebook

OR more creepy and cooler.

Is this my friends list which has either traveled back in time 3 years or is suggestive that someone or thing is a mad in the middle modifying today the date on pastebin?



Help a layman solve this mystery

Comment in the comments section what you think I should do next to investigate? I have very limited programming experience as you might tell so spell it out for me. Bartman


Between Scott Morrison our currently reaffirmed PM who by the way, I emailed with congratulations on his election and presented to him an opportunity for his assistance to recover my stolen War Medals, stolen by a person down the road to me, it would have been presumably trivial for him to politely ask the local fuzz to assist. I had tried, for some reason, they don’t want to assist because I was able to get the medals back. I, however, want justice for the Digger on the 100 year anniversary of what they sacrificed to define lest we forget the spirit of what defines us as a people. If we don’t uphold this we have already lost this nation to hostile foreign jealous eyes presumably.

It would have been an amazing gift from me to his popularity, considering I’ve been highly skeptical of the liberal long term vision for Australia. It has none and we are mostly destined to be locked up like a 1985 dystopia.

I offered this amazing PR opportunity for his new reaffirmed first media opportunity, only to be devastated nobody in the Liberal party will humor me with a reply, treasonist disrespect I hope my emails were blocked by unknown forces to think they would dare not to have the courtesy to reply concerns us all, I digress I’m sure you’ll forgive me for it,

though to our other major party opposition leader Bill Shorten, people might actually be mistaken for thinking my Name is something to do with politics. Scott Shorter.

Well, it was, just it was snubbed out really quickly after 6 years of saving my own money to pay for my own election campaign as an independent.

I worry that we’re all going to die, so do all the leading tech experts, I had to do something, I did all I could, I am well placed to win holding most of the highest result in marketing in the country and being guest of Google on occasion to hear exclusively before others of the future.

I had a crazy plan to run in the federal, I saved up a million to raise awareness to various issues. A few months out my own mother chased me down to a stretcher and to this day has stolen it all. I have discovered our government to be non-existent since then and all health services and gov agencies are mostly weaponized to help foreign countries take down Australians. Scott Morrison won’t reply to my email about my stolen War Medal nor will his office.

These days I prefer to take note of another Scott doing good things with our name. Scott Ludlum who suggested no great change could or ever has occurred from inside a government in such a late stage of penetration for countless years of lobbying pressure.

I now make software to help stop people falling through the crack, to advocate, the strengthen border defense and if you asked I try another attempt to run for PM next federal? If we all live that long I’d reply.

Today I saw some inspiration for a quick freestyle based on my daily ABC Facebook messenger bolt/alert.  I wanted to include a native FIJI language warning but couldn’t find one and instead lifted this awesome PipedUP paradey from you know where.

The artist who came up with that graphi I believe was KTXO for this Yung Fiji beat. WARNING if you’re weak, it doesn’t muck about, KTXO is a fkn monstor with the frequency he is maximum pressure.

Huge fnk bass not a toy
Doesn’t not fuck about heaps of fkn bass mate get this up into ya guts now.


Exerpt, “

🗳️🇫🇯🇦🇺 After saying Scott Morrison was “very insulting” and “very condescending” last month, Fiji’s Prime Minister Frank Bainimarama has arrived in Australia for a deal.

The two countries today signed a partnership agreement covering economic, security, and community ties during a formal bilateral meeting.

But while Mr Morrison used “family” to describe the relationship between Australia and Fiji, Mr Bainimarama said it hadn’t yet reached that level.

What did he say?

Mr Bainimarama said for Fijians, “the bonds that bind families together are sacred, unbreakable connections”.
“It’s about more than being good mates to one another,” he said.

“[It] demands a level of understanding hereto [sic] unprecedented in the relations between our governments.”

You might remember that during meetings at the 2019 Pacific Islands Forum, Mr Morrison blocked efforts by the smaller island states to get unanimous support for a strong declaration on tackling climate change.

At the time, Mr Bainimarama slammed Australia for not doing enough, saying he “thought Morrison was a good friend of mine — apparently not”.

On this visit, Mr Bainimarama has been more conciliatory, although he has warned “no-one expects that our differences can be resolved quickly or easily”.”